Option one or Option two?

[Readie]

Jan, dear boy, have you been on the jungle juice again old chap?

My fulsome apologies if you find the term 'Jungle' or 'juice' offensive

Option 1 Electronic eavesdropping for national security

Option 2 Personal freedom.

 

[meatloaf109]

2 please.
A return to youth with mature knowledge, or stay mature but have the outlook of a 16 y.o. again?

 

[Readie]

Hard one that Meat.

Neither in reality but, would love to do it all again.

1) Go back to 16
2) Be 10 years younger.

 

[Matt308]

Go back to 16!! I was a gym rat and in the best shape of my life, worked in a high paying job that most 20yo would have killed for, and had a fake ID.

Okay... bad idea.

Genoa or hard salami?

 

[meatloaf109]

Genoa, always!
Bacon wrapped burgers, or bacon wrapped rib eye steaks?

 

[Wayne Little]

Go with the Rib Eye...

Day shift or Night Shift...

 

[Lucky13]

Already work the nightshift....

West Coast or East Coast....

 

[Readie]

West Coast (of England)

Money or happiness?

 

[meatloaf109]

Money. I can buy happiness.
Chocolate or vanilla?

 

[GrumpyBadger]

I'll take Vanilla - Root Beer Floats!
speaking of which, Root Beer or Coke?

 

[Readie]

Ice cold coke, ice and a slice of lemon.

Manual or automatic gearboxes?

 

[silence]

Money. I can buy happiness.
Chocolate or vanilla?

No no no! One cannot "buy" happiness.

However, with money one can improve one's bargaining position.

 

[silence]

Ice cold coke, ice and a slice of lemon.

Manual or automatic gearboxes?

Ooh, tough one. Mostly depend on the car and the nature of the drive, but, damnit! manuals are more fun.

Ok, a darker one: losing your sight or losing your hearing?

 

[Bucksnort101]

Loose my hearing, I could still do most everything I do now and not be able to hear.

Give a swift kick in the A$$ to Miley Cyrus or Kim Kardashian?

 

[GrumpyBadger]

how about neither? lol of course I'm biased, I've accidentally met both of them. The joys (pains?) of growing up in SoCal.

for Halloween

fast or slow zombies?

 

[Readie]

None....

I only have to see a picture of Thatcher to complete my Halloween misery.

One dog or two?

 

[N4521U]

Hot dogs? Two would nevvvverrrrrrrrr be enough!
Man I miss Ball Park Franks....... a little mustard...... wiping the drool from my keyboard.

ribs or steak?

 

[meatloaf109]

Steak. Ribs get the mustache and beard too nasty.
Snoopy or the Red Barron?

 

[VBF-13]

Snoopy. Nothing personal.

A date with Nancy Pelosi or 15 rounds with Rocky Marciano?

 

[Bucksnort101]

I'd take the 15 rounds with Rocky, since I know I would be knocked out dead in the first round. A date with Nancy Pelosi would haunt me for the rest of my life.

A date with Nancy Peloci, or smoke one of Bill Clintons cigars.