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Major General
Launceston doesnt have a lot of chavs (in comparison to a lot of places thatis, theres still too many though) and the ones that are here dont really seem like the proper violent type that hang around bus stops and whatnot. You want that, you go to Plymouth or Bodmin.
The other night our Year 11 was at Oasis (nightclub) to celebrate our leaving, I got fed up and left early, whilst waiting outside for my dad I had great fun observing the way chavs operate. A group came past me in their Citroen Saxo, and asked if I wanted a lift. Of course saying no, he then proceeded to say "tough sh*t" and drove off. Ok, what the hell are you on about?! At least if hed abducted me his reply would have had some credibilty. He then drove past again a few minutes later and asked if I was warm enough. I said yes of, of course in a sarcastic voice (it was raining) and he said "explains it all". I cannot figure out for the life of me how that could be funny...?! They really dont understand sarcasm either, as you say D.
Later, some chav ran past me, got in what i presume was his car and drove off. Then, two guys in a van going in the opposite direction then pulled in front of him, got out, dragged him out and beat him to hell on the pavement. I'm actually surprised none of them commented on my eyeliner - perhaps they were all so out of it on White Lightning they thought I was some hooker.
I laugh so much at these lesser people who degrade our society. All the chavs in our yearbook as well have ambitions of being mechanics or working on the checkout in Tescos, or being a page 3 girl; and their funniest moments are stuff like breaking down the toilet door or pissing on an electric fence
The other night our Year 11 was at Oasis (nightclub) to celebrate our leaving, I got fed up and left early, whilst waiting outside for my dad I had great fun observing the way chavs operate. A group came past me in their Citroen Saxo, and asked if I wanted a lift. Of course saying no, he then proceeded to say "tough sh*t" and drove off. Ok, what the hell are you on about?! At least if hed abducted me his reply would have had some credibilty. He then drove past again a few minutes later and asked if I was warm enough. I said yes of, of course in a sarcastic voice (it was raining) and he said "explains it all". I cannot figure out for the life of me how that could be funny...?! They really dont understand sarcasm either, as you say D.
Later, some chav ran past me, got in what i presume was his car and drove off. Then, two guys in a van going in the opposite direction then pulled in front of him, got out, dragged him out and beat him to hell on the pavement. I'm actually surprised none of them commented on my eyeliner - perhaps they were all so out of it on White Lightning they thought I was some hooker.
I laugh so much at these lesser people who degrade our society. All the chavs in our yearbook as well have ambitions of being mechanics or working on the checkout in Tescos, or being a page 3 girl; and their funniest moments are stuff like breaking down the toilet door or pissing on an electric fence