I'm sure I'll be given something If I sit here and wait, them shaved apes share when sitting 'ere looking hungry and un-bothered...
or
Maybe I should get some of those coloured rags on me to make my disguise better, and call myself Napoleon.
I advance apologies, some might be offended - either by the slight bestial image - not human instigated (as far as the pic shows anyway) or the improper conduct towards an officer - please add a pinch of salt to your eyes while viewing if so offended...
"Oh Garda oh, a horse for thee, an dream to roam the the fine green fields and hills of Eireland, oh Garda I love thee, neigh winnie be, I a rampant stallion upon yee be."