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[SHOOTER]

Concealed carry in plane sight?

 

[Night Fighter Nut]

Shotgun weddings really do happen.

 

[Wayne Little]

He might be firin' blanks but I sure ain't....

 

[Njaco]

 

[meatloaf109]

The sad part is she doesn't even make the two in the background look better!

 

[Crimea_River]

I got nuthin'.

 

[Aaron Brooks Wolters]

OINK?

 

[vikingBerserker]

"Shortly afterwards, tipping the dancers with jelly donuts was banned."
"And this little piggy went: Nom Nom Nom"

 

[meatloaf109]

Deliliah was certain that she had what it took, the problem was finding a pole large enough.

 

[Soldier]

Look Ma! I'm a Beach ball

 

[Johnny Signor]

And a pole Strong enough !

 

[GrauGeist]

I thought I might check out the thread to see what's been posted and perhaps make a contribution to the thread.

Then I saw the image.

I can't post a comment now, I need to go gouge out my mind's eye with a plastic fork...

 

[Airframes]

I'm too busy cleaning up the mess from my re-cycled breakfast !
That type of photo needs to carry a Government Health Warning !!

 

[N4521U]

Delilah was stuck,
and nobody was gonna go near her!

 

[razor1uk]

My my, that last pic could've been even less unforgettable. ..or bigger, longer uncut, or even dare I say ...akimbo?!

 

[vikingBerserker]

"1/2 more of an orbit and it will be a full moon."

 

[Bucksnort101]

So that's how earthquakes are started.

or

Obamacare birth control, it just takes one look



OMG, I'm blind!!!!!

 

[vikingBerserker]

OMG, I WANT to be blind!!!!

 

[MacArther]

"And on that day, the good friend sayeth: Yo momma is sooo fat..."

 

[meatloaf109]

You all know that I am a sick puppy, but, seriously, the only thing that comes to mind is a "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" type response.
"Violet Beauregarde in her later years"