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So this guy walks into a bar and over to the bartender, before the guy orders his drink he notices to 2 familiar looking men sitting at a talbe across from him, the guy asks the bartender; "say is that George W. Bush and Di ck Cheney sitting over there"? and the bartender replies "why yes it is" so this guy goes over to them and introduces himself, and says to them "jee guys I just wanted to tell you what a great job your doing and keep up the good work" and George W Bush says "thank very much there partner, that meens alot to me" No problem the guy says. Say me and Di ck Cheney were discussing whether to go to the middle east to kill 4 million muslims and 1 blonde chick with huge t*ts" says G.W

and the guy asks "why would you want to kill a blonde woman with huge tits"?
G.W turns to Di ck Cheney and says "see I told you nobody would give a crap about the 4 million muslims"
 
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Here is a funny and clever scam!

A company takes out a newspaper advertisement claiming to be able to supply imported hard core pornographic videos. As their prices seem reasonable, people place orders and make payments via cheque. After several weeks, the company writes back explaining that under the present law they are unable to supply the materials and do not wish to be prosecuted. So they return their customers money in the form of a company cheque. However, due to the name of the company, few people ever bother to present these to their banks. The name of the company is: 'The Anal Sex and Fetish Perversion Company'.
 
Well there was this one guy who advertised in the newspaper that he sell blue movies and a lot of people ordered because it was so cheap. After a weak or two the guys got their movies, but the whole video only showed blue, they tried to sue the guy, but he said blue movies for sale.
 
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