Sherlock Holmes and the Dr Watson, needing some rest after some difficult investigations, decide to go camping in Wales. They set up the tent on top of a little hill, and prepare to go to sleep. Suddenly, as Watson is about to fall asleep, Holmes asks :
- Watson, my old chap, look at all these stars above us. What does that tell you ?
Watson, eager to impress Holmes, says :
- Well, Holmes, as a Christian, they tell me how wonderful the Creation is. As a scientist, they tell me life possibly exists in one of the world circling around them. And as an Englishman, they tell me how peaceful the Welsh countryside is.
- Well, Watson, you are an idiot. What these stars tell ME, as a detective, is that somebody just stole the tent !