No children for him...
Quokes/Jotes... Continued! 2!
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Pisis
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Indeed. I can't imagine how this could have happened...
Nonskimmer
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I'll just echo what Wildcat said. Holy f*ck!!!
What the hell else is there to say?
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Pisis
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I'm still wondering how this could happen... I can't imagine any situation that could lead to this bitter end... Hopefully he isn't a parachuter! 
cheddar cheese
Major General
Some people get wood over the weirdest things 
High speed sex (cool story from Norway):
A police patrol caught a couple in the act - in the middle of traffic.
Police in Laksevåg were notified in the early hours of Monday that a car had been observed driving irregularly, swerving and at various speeds.
"A patrol drove out and caught up with the vehicle on the west side of the Kolltveit Tunnel. There they turned on their light and siren but the car didn't stop. Instead the car continued with is somewhat unsteady driving, before turning and driving towards Bergen again, still weaving," lieutenant Tore Salvesen of the Laksevåg police told newspaper Bergens Tidende's web site.
The police vehicle remained behind the car for a longer period before deciding to stop it.
"While driving, the officers observed that there was a fair amount of activity in the car," Salvesen said.
When police stopped the car they found that the couple had laid both of the front car seats completely back. The man confessed that he and his partner had been unable to contain their lust until the trip was over.
The man had his drivers' license revoked on the spot.
A police patrol caught a couple in the act - in the middle of traffic.
Police in Laksevåg were notified in the early hours of Monday that a car had been observed driving irregularly, swerving and at various speeds.
"A patrol drove out and caught up with the vehicle on the west side of the Kolltveit Tunnel. There they turned on their light and siren but the car didn't stop. Instead the car continued with is somewhat unsteady driving, before turning and driving towards Bergen again, still weaving," lieutenant Tore Salvesen of the Laksevåg police told newspaper Bergens Tidende's web site.
The police vehicle remained behind the car for a longer period before deciding to stop it.
"While driving, the officers observed that there was a fair amount of activity in the car," Salvesen said.
When police stopped the car they found that the couple had laid both of the front car seats completely back. The man confessed that he and his partner had been unable to contain their lust until the trip was over.
The man had his drivers' license revoked on the spot.
Nonskimmer
Captain
*groan*cheddar cheese said:Some people get wood over the weirdest things
A 90 year old man walks into a church and goes into the confessional
The priest slides the privacy screen open and and says "yes?"
The old man says "Father, I'm 90 years old, I've been happily married for 70 years and have 8 children 17 grand children and 12 great grand children.
Yesterday, on the way home from the market I saw two 18 year old girls walking along the side of the road and stopped to give them a ride.
Well father we ended up at a motel room and we all had sex together for over 4 hours.
The priest asked if he was sorry for his sin, to which the old man replied
"No, of corse not father!!"
The priest, shocked asked "What kind of Catholic are you!!??"
The old man replied " I'm not catholic father I'm a Jew"
So the priest says " Well why are you telling me!!??"
The old man replied " Hell father! I'm telling everybody!!!"
The priest slides the privacy screen open and and says "yes?"
The old man says "Father, I'm 90 years old, I've been happily married for 70 years and have 8 children 17 grand children and 12 great grand children.
Yesterday, on the way home from the market I saw two 18 year old girls walking along the side of the road and stopped to give them a ride.
Well father we ended up at a motel room and we all had sex together for over 4 hours.
The priest asked if he was sorry for his sin, to which the old man replied
"No, of corse not father!!"
The priest, shocked asked "What kind of Catholic are you!!??"
The old man replied " I'm not catholic father I'm a Jew"
So the priest says " Well why are you telling me!!??"
The old man replied " Hell father! I'm telling everybody!!!"
the lancaster kicks ass
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Pisis
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LMAO!!!
Sherlock Holmes and the Dr Watson, needing some rest after some difficult investigations, decide to go camping in Wales. They set up the tent on top of a little hill, and prepare to go to sleep. Suddenly, as Watson is about to fall asleep, Holmes asks :
- Watson, my old chap, look at all these stars above us. What does that tell you ?
Watson, eager to impress Holmes, says :
- Well, Holmes, as a Christian, they tell me how wonderful the Creation is. As a scientist, they tell me life possibly exists in one of the world circling around them. And as an Englishman, they tell me how peaceful the Welsh countryside is.
- Well, Watson, you are an idiot. What these stars tell ME, as a detective, is that somebody just stole the tent !
- Watson, my old chap, look at all these stars above us. What does that tell you ?
Watson, eager to impress Holmes, says :
- Well, Holmes, as a Christian, they tell me how wonderful the Creation is. As a scientist, they tell me life possibly exists in one of the world circling around them. And as an Englishman, they tell me how peaceful the Welsh countryside is.
- Well, Watson, you are an idiot. What these stars tell ME, as a detective, is that somebody just stole the tent !
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Pisis
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Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
It is called "The Bike Break"
1/35 "The Bike Break"
1/35 "The Bike Break"
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