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Two guys are walking at the street and see some guys are robbing the store:
-let's go there and stop them.
-Nah, there's two o them and we're all alone.
 
I didn't understand about Mouse Heads.Can someone explain it?
 

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that's why i thought that they're trying to show americans as dumb because they can't spell moose, but then again they did spell cocaine right, says something, no ;)
 
the lancaster kicks ass said:
that's why i thought that they're trying to show americans as dumb because they can't spell moose, but then again they did spell cocaine right, says something, no ;)

isn't Kokane spelled with a "K"??? ;)
 
That soccer photo was photoshopped. If you look in the gap in ronaldo's left arm over his head, you'll see a gap showing the stadium where there should be the other guy's shorts...
 
we've established it's not real already :lol:

alright then, a guy told me and CC several today, no doubt he'll tell you some...........

what's the difference between going down for speeding and goind down on a woman?

going down on a woman you actually get to see the twat behind the bush ;)
 
A vampire walks into a bar and says "can I have some boiling water please"

Bartender says "Dont you usually drink blood?"

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "Yeah but im making a cup of tea today instead"
 

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