Quokes/Jotes...Continued!

[the lancaster kicks ass]

why're dildos and soya similar? they're both substitutes for meat

 

[Pisis]

sick.........

 

[Pisis]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8460222362133632201&q=2pac

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

what did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

wiped his arse

 

[Pisis]

oh come on lanc, what you have a bad day? ........

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

what's the difference between a job and a wife??

a job still sucks after ten years

 

[Pisis]

this one's great!

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

why're wives and hoovers the same?

after about a year they stop sucking and start whining

 

[Pisis]

omg...... where did you dig these from?

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

a magazine called Zoo, it's for men and is about the usual bloke stuff, football, cars and women

 

[Gnomey]

Good ones Lanc.

 

[Pisis]

a magazine called Zoo, it's for men and is about the usual bloke stuff, football, cars and women

Yes, I know this junk. Like Men's Health, Xantypa, etc.... I hate this skimmery shit!

 

[cheddar cheese]

I have a lot of jokes I could post...but im not going to as theyre likely to cause serious offence

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

yes CC definately don't post most of the ones i know you're thinking about

 

[pbfoot]

How do you know when its bedtime at a catholic orphanage the big hand is on the little one

 

[marconi]

Here are some pictures.I'll delete them if moderators think they're indecent.

 

[mosquitoman]

Weird fact- the yeast used to make lager is Saccharomyces CARLSBERGensis.

 

[cheddar cheese]

Speaking of yeast.....What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

Quarter Pounder with cheese

 

[Pisis]

That's stupid. I don't like jokes like that...

 

[plan_D]

Well I do. Hahah! Nice one, CC.