Quokes/Jotes...Continued!
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Nonskimmer
Captain
Ah-ha! So that's how it happens! 
LOL NS! .
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the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
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- Dec 20, 2003
i love that last one
cheddar cheese
Major General
You would. 
He'd prefer it if it was a sheep
cheddar cheese
Major General
Heres a joke about sheep which I have altered a bit to please lanc
A man is conducting a survey on the way different counties abuse their sheep...He goes to Yorkshire and asks a farmer:
"Excuse me sir, how do you shag your sheep?"
"I put their back legs in my wellys, and their front legs over the fence..."
"Thanks!"
The man then goes to Wales, finds a local farmer and asks:
"Hello sir, im conducting a survey on how people abuse their sheep, how do you do it?"
"Well I stick their back legs in my wellys and their front legs over the fence..."
"Wow, thats how they do it in Yorkshire too! Thanks!"
The man then goes down to Cornwall, and finds a farmers son. He asks:
"Hello sir, im conducting a survey on how people screw their sheep, how do you do it?"
"Well I stick their back legs in my wellys, and their front legs over my shoulders.."
"Ugh thats sick! Why dont you just put them over the fence like everyone else?!"
"What?! And miss out on all the kissing?!?!"
Crap I know but ive nowt better to do
A man is conducting a survey on the way different counties abuse their sheep...He goes to Yorkshire and asks a farmer:
"Excuse me sir, how do you shag your sheep?"
"I put their back legs in my wellys, and their front legs over the fence..."
"Thanks!"
The man then goes to Wales, finds a local farmer and asks:
"Hello sir, im conducting a survey on how people abuse their sheep, how do you do it?"
"Well I stick their back legs in my wellys and their front legs over the fence..."
"Wow, thats how they do it in Yorkshire too! Thanks!"
The man then goes down to Cornwall, and finds a farmers son. He asks:
"Hello sir, im conducting a survey on how people screw their sheep, how do you do it?"
"Well I stick their back legs in my wellys, and their front legs over my shoulders.."
"Ugh thats sick! Why dont you just put them over the fence like everyone else?!"
"What?! And miss out on all the kissing?!?!"
Crap I know but ive nowt better to do
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Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
oh my god........ and how do you do it, cc?
cheddar cheese
Major General
I dont do it, im not a country boy.
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
- 19,937
- Dec 20, 2003
despite you live further from a major town than i do?
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Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
hehe
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Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
Why is Captian Igloo paedophilic?
All kids know his fingers.
All kids know his fingers.
102first_hussars
Tech Sergeant
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Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
yup, he does
evangilder
"Shooter"
Funny from AVWeb:
If ever you've lost your place...
I fly "co-pilot" for a national carrier. This particular dark and stormy night had me eager for some real world practice. The captain had other ideas.
Me: I'd like to fly the approach tonight if you don't mind.
Captain: ...and how many times have you flown this one before?
Me: More times than I can count.
(pause)
Captain: I'm still waiting for you to say something that might inspire my confidence.
If ever you've lost your place...
I fly "co-pilot" for a national carrier. This particular dark and stormy night had me eager for some real world practice. The captain had other ideas.
Me: I'd like to fly the approach tonight if you don't mind.
Captain: ...and how many times have you flown this one before?
Me: More times than I can count.
(pause)
Captain: I'm still waiting for you to say something that might inspire my confidence.
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Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
Maybe it's because I'm too tired but I don't understand it at all. Or don't see the funny point in it?
cheddar cheese
Major General
Hehe thats good
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