the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
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- Dec 20, 2003
Quokes/Jotes...Continued!
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Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
gaaybaah.... "baah"? that's why you like it? or because it's gay? 
Probably a mixture of both 
cheddar cheese
Major General
Saw that vid a while back, wasnt as funny as I thought it'd be.
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
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- Dec 20, 2003
oh that's not pretty! well, not the one on the right atleast........
elmilitaro
Senior Airman
(for the one on the left)
elmilitaro
Senior Airman
Wait here's another joke.
One day an american walks past a building and sees a mexican peeing. the mexican is finished and zips up his zipper, but the american asks him" aren't you going to wash your hands?" the mexican replies," sir we mexicans don't piss in our hands."
its kind of lame
One day an american walks past a building and sees a mexican peeing. the mexican is finished and zips up his zipper, but the american asks him" aren't you going to wash your hands?" the mexican replies," sir we mexicans don't piss in our hands."
its kind of lame
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
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- Dec 20, 2003
cheddar cheese
Major General
I saw that on Tarrant on TV years ago! Funny shit
pbfoot
1st Lieutenant
well at least women in North America shave their armpits
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Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
"Mum, I have protein on my jeans"
geez........
geez........
loomaluftwaffe
Tech Sergeant
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- Dec 20, 2005
I read this on reader's digest:
An American goes to a hotel in the Philippines.
The American is chewing gum
American: Do you eat your whole bread?
Filipino: yeah why?
American: Cause we don't, we put the crust in a container and
send it to the Philippines
*filipino isnt very annoyed, then the American annoys him more
Filipino*pissed off: do u throw away your condoms after using them
American: of course! thats sick
Filipino: us we don't, after using it, we turn it into bubble gum then send
it to America!
*The american spits his gum out
An American goes to a hotel in the Philippines.
The American is chewing gum
American: Do you eat your whole bread?
Filipino: yeah why?
American: Cause we don't, we put the crust in a container and
send it to the Philippines
*filipino isnt very annoyed, then the American annoys him more
Filipino*pissed off: do u throw away your condoms after using them
American: of course! thats sick
Filipino: us we don't, after using it, we turn it into bubble gum then send
it to America!
*The american spits his gum out
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
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- Dec 20, 2003
nice
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Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
great game if you're too stressed: http://www.phg.ro/boos.htm
Yes it is...
loomaluftwaffe
Tech Sergeant
- 1,840
- Dec 20, 2005
An American goes into a Mexican bar
they play pool
the Mexican wins!
the American crushes the Billiard balls
He goes out looking for his wife
He shaves her cat(animal)
the Mexican tells the police
"Officer! an American crushed my balls and shaved my wife's pussy!"
they play pool
the Mexican wins!
the American crushes the Billiard balls
He goes out looking for his wife
He shaves her cat(animal)
the Mexican tells the police
"Officer! an American crushed my balls and shaved my wife's pussy!"
elmilitaro
Senior Airman
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