I read this on reader's digest:
An American goes to a hotel in the Philippines.
The American is chewing gum
American: Do you eat your whole bread?
Filipino: yeah why?
American: Cause we don't, we put the crust in a container and
send it to the Philippines
*filipino isnt very annoyed, then the American annoys him more
Filipino*pissed off: do u throw away your condoms after using them
American: of course! thats sick
Filipino: us we don't, after using it, we turn it into bubble gum then send
it to America!
*The american spits his gum out