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[at6]

Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction

That explains the military draft when I was a young man.

 

[at6]

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That would be a brace of scissors or maybe a gaggle of scissors.

 

[at6]

Me too. After all, who cares about Rugby ?

Americans do, only they play like little girls by wearing helmets and pads.

 

[buffnut453]

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Applies to small children, too….particularly small boys.

 

[GrauGeist]

Americans do, only they play like little girls by wearing helmets and pads.

American Football players wear helmets and pads because of the larger average mass of a football player and the speeds generated during plays result in impacts that can be dangerous. Just look at the hard shot Damar Hamlin took last year - it nearly killed him.

In the end, while there are some similarities, Rugby and Football are two different sports.

 

[gumbyk]

American Football players wear helmets and pads because of the larger average mass of a football player and the speeds generated during plays result in impacts that can be dangerous. Just look at the hard shot Damar Hamlin took last year - it nearly killed him.

In the end, while there are some similarities, Rugby and Football are two different sports.

Yeah, you're not allowed to pick the ball up in football...

 

[MiTasol]

My new fence sign:

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A friend, long passed, had a good one - Warning - geriatric nudity may offend.

 

[GrauGeist]

Yeah, you're not allowed to pick the ball up in football...

Depends on which game of football is being played!

Why Do Some People Call Football “Soccer”?

You play it with your feet, right?

www.britannica.com

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

American Football players wear helmets and pads because of the larger average mass of a football player and the speeds generated during plays result in impacts that can be dangerous. Just look at the hard shot Damar Hamlin took last year - it nearly killed him.

In the end, while there are some similarities, Rugby and Football are two different sports.

Also the types of hitting and tackling in American football is much more conducive to severe injury. Remember there was a time when they did not wear pads or helmets. The sport was almost banned in 1905 because of the amounts of injuries and deaths.

The thought that NFL players are weak because they wear helmets and pads is highly inaccurate.

 

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[MiTasol]

This one would be much funnier if it was not so true.

 

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[Wurger]

I 'm not sure if I should ... but you made me the day, my friend. Actually the evening.

 

[buffnut453]

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Trying…not….to…..laugh.

Arggghhhh…I failed!!!!!