Quotes and Jokes 1 (27 Viewers)

[XBe02Drvr]

Duck Tails. Now that took some brillcreme! Never waisted on teeth!

Memory getting a little hazy in old age?
"Brylcream, a little dab 'll do ya..."

 

[ARTESH]

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English is eas- ...

Still, Steel, Steal!

Accept, Expect, Except!

 

[ARTESH]

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Colonel Christiano Ronaldo

 

[Ralph Haus]

Memory getting a little hazy in old age?
"Brylcream, a little dab 'll do ya..."

Yeah!! Been a looooong time since I've had hair no less duck tails! Wore out a few combs back then.

 

[special ed]

As a teen, I wore "flattop" hair style and the first day in USAF they cut off what little left there was.

 

[Lucky13]

Just love winding people up, trolling people at times....
On a post about new forthcoming Fat & Furry (aye, I know) movies, I posted with one of my pals....with a photo!

Wish that they'd used a real Porsche (Tiger II)
Wish that they'd used a real BMW (Fw 190D-9)
Wish that they'd used a real Mercedes (Bf 109G-14)

See how long it takes before the starts!

Oh come on....like you never do it!

 

[at6]

Memory getting a little hazy in old age?
"Brylcream, a little dab 'll do ya..."

Instant woman in a tube?

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Njaco]

I think my family is racist. I brought my Asian girlfriend home for dinner and my wife and kids were very rude to her.

 

[Greg Boeser]

I think my family is racist. I brought my Asian girlfriend home for dinner and my wife and kids were very rude to her.

Wait? ...Ohhhh!

 

[Snautzer01]

I think my family is racist. I brought my Asian girlfriend home for dinner and my wife and kids were very rude to her.

My family did not get rude untill the happy ending..

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Ralph Haus]

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Lack of muscle tone? That has to be the problem!

 

[Wurger]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wurger]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]