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[Lucky13]

 

[MiTasol]

That looks far more like a member of Twit messaging so I corrected it

 

[special ed]

 

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[Greg Boeser]

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Maybe you are a grocer?

 

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[at6]

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Which one of you asked that out to dinner?

 

[ThomasP]

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Of course not, its called a Rhubarb

 

[Snautzer01]

 

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[A4K]

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True story: A mate in Hungary proposed to his girlfriend, I think they'd been together 8 or 10 years. Instead of getting happy tears and a 'YES!', she was absolutely furious!
She yelled at him "Why did you have to spoil it??!!", stormed out of the house, and left him.
He was absolutely heartbroken.
While most of us tried to console him, one of our colleagues just sent him a text (in English) that read: 'Once upon a time there was a man who asked a woman to marry him. The woman said 'No!' , so the man lived happily ever after, and could drink as much beer as he wanted '

 

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[Snowman]

 

[buffnut453]

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You forgot to represent the cat's tail in your sketch. Appalling error. Sheesh!

 

[Lucky13]