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[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Is it just me or does she look mentally deficient?

So like the majority of posters in this thread?

 

[WARSPITER]

So like the majority of posters in this thread?

Hey, I resemble that ! That was the wrong word wasn't it.....

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Hey, I resemble that ! That was the wrong word wasn't it.....

No, it was accurate.

 

[WARSPITER]

Thanks. Good to know when you get something right.

 

[WARSPITER]

Hang on a minute.....

 

[ThomasP]

 

[swampyankee]

Is it just me or does she look mentally deficient?

She's on the spectrum, but certainly smarter than the average coal company executive

 

[A4K]

Why doesn't Elton John eat Iceberg Lettuce ?

Cos he's a Rocket man.

Elton John started taking his pet rabbit to the gym. It's a little fit bunny...

 

[GTX]

 

[Wurger]

A crying old man is sitting on a park bench. A passer-by comes up to him and asks ...
- Why are you crying grandpa?
- Son, I'm 88 years old. I married the sexiest woman in the area two weeks ago. She is 32 years old.
Her vital statistics 90/60/90, she cooks great and we have sex whenever I want, she reads to me in the evenings ...
- Then what is it?
- I forgot where I live...

 

[GTX]

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[Gnomey]

 

[swampyankee]

A crying old man is sitting on a park bench. A passer-by comes up to him and asks ...
- Why are you crying grandpa?
- Son, I'm 88 years old. I married the sexiest woman in the area two weeks ago. She is 32 years old.
Her vital statistics 90/60/90, she cooks great and we have sex whenever I want, she reads to me in the evenings ...
- Then what is it?
- I forgot where I live...

You may need to translate for the metrically-challenged

 

[Greg Boeser]

You may need to translate for the metrically-challenged

36-24-36

 

[MiTasol]

I live in Florida.............................That is strange enough....................For extra thrills I can go to Walmart

My gawd.

You are a Florida Man and have an IQ greater than your shoe size!

You must have received all the brains all the other Florida men rejected

 

[Shortround6]

I have only been here 7 years, but I think the Brain cells are getting fewer

 

[Snautzer01]

I have only been here 7 years, but I think the Brain cells are getting fewer

 

[Peter Gunn]

I have only been here 7 years, but I think the Brain cells are getting fewer

Hell, I moved to Florida in 1980, how many barin... breen... BRAIN cells do you think I have left.

 

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