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[MiTasol]

 

[buffnut453]

They need to petition the council to hire wombat crossing guards. Problem solved.

Are those humans to guard the wombats crossing, wombats to guard the humans crossing, or some other variation?

Other species are available...although frogs are clearly slow so perhaps you don't want to give them any responsibility whatsoever.

 

[Greg Boeser]

Are those humans to guard the wombats crossing, wombats to guard the humans crossing, or some other variation?

Other species are available...although frogs are clearly slow so perhaps you don't want to give them any responsibility whatsoever.

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You belong on a commitee.
Though you appear to exhibit anti-amphibian bias. They are not slow. They are special.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[MiTasol]

 

[special ed]

Hello to everyone who can still remember their childhood phone number but can't remember the password they created yesterday.

 

[Greg Boeser]

Hello to everyone who can still remember their childhood phone number but can't remember the password they created yesterday.

Funny, I was just thinking about that. Dialing it on a rotary phone.

 

[Vic Balshaw]

My childhood phone was 4 pennies into a red call box dial-up phone and press button 'A' to connect or button be to retrieve your 4 pennies. It was also a Wolf Cub proficiency badge test using the phone. And NO I don't remember passwords.

 

[Frog]

130 000 pints of beer served at the Stade de France during the Ireland-South Africa match on september 23.
Preceding record : a Metallica concert, 90 000 pints.

 

[Frog]

Are those humans to guard the wombats crossing, wombats to guard the humans crossing, or some other variation?

Other species are available...although frogs are clearly slow so perhaps you don't want to give them any responsibility whatsoever.

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That's fine for me ; I hate useless responsibilities.

 

[Snautzer01]

I bought a good box full of them on a flea market. Now i like to put them on a rondom tables at a McDonalds and complain to the manager.

 

[Greg Boeser]

I bought a good box full of them on a flea market. Now i like to put them on a rondom tables at a McDonalds and complain to the manager.

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[special ed]

One minute you're young and fun. Next, you're turning down the car stereo to see better.

 

[at6]

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When did you join the North Korean Army?

 

[Snautzer01]

When did you join the North Korean Army?

Russian diplomacy. Thats what armour they got. Not what they wanted but...

 

[GTX]

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Amusing how some are triggered by a young women

 

[GTX]

 

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