Quotes and Jokes 1 (18 Viewers)

[special ed]

Once, safely!

 

[Lucky13]

 

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[GTX]

I just purchased the following sign and put it up just inside the front door:

SWMBO loves it. We agreed that any man married to a real woman should have one. They should be issued with the marriage certificate.

 

[Lucky13]

What is the similarity between an electric car and diarrhoea?

The anxiety of not making it home!

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Snautzer01]

Having one i tell you it is true.

 

[MIflyer]

What is the only animal with four legs and one arm?

Answer: An enraged pit bull.

 

[MIflyer]

A recent study into men's and women's attitudes on standards for a second date after the first one revealed the following:

Men: If she is cute enough, has a warm and friendly personality, and can engage in intelligent conversation, yes, a second date would be in order.

Women: Produced a list of 300 items that would rule out a second date, including, for example, "Wore a black belt with brown shoes."

 

[MiTasol]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[SaparotRob]

You're right.

 

[Snautzer01]

You're right.

 

[SaparotRob]

The bad man hurt my eyes.

 

[WARSPITER]

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Falllopian fun bag.

 

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