Quotes and Jokes 1 (28 Viewers)

[buffnut453]

Thank you...and you're welcome.

 

[ThomasP]

 

[WARSPITER]

Isn't it, though?

That's the most undeserved bacon I've ever received.

Well there isn't one for used chip fat.

 

[ThomasP]

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[A4K]

What do you call two robbers?
A pair of knickers.

(Coat on and leaving...)

 

[WARSPITER]

What do you call two robbers?
A pair of knickers.

(Coat on and leaving...)

Don't go. You are making our jokes look good.

 

[A4K]

That is so sad....

 

[WARSPITER]

No I think it's very kind of you to help the rest of us in this way.

 

[buffnut453]

Don't go. You are making our jokes look good.

Except my last effort. There's no redemption for that one.

 

[special ed]

Well there isn't one for used chip fat.

Chip Fat -- isn't he Chinese?

 

[WARSPITER]

So he's the one buying the fish and chip shops then ?

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]