Njaco
The Pop-Tart Whisperer
Thank you, thank you. I would like to thank the Academy, my parents and the clerk at Circle K in Barstow. I finally got that little problem cured with some meds. Now for my next act.....
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buffnut453
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Please, PLEASE don't feel you're under any obligation. PLEASE?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!
Snautzer01
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Strong stuff...
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Snautzer01
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Axe for men : but it is reported he had just one testicle.
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Moscow, 1944. A man stands on the Red Square next to the Kremlin, maniacally shouting: "Dictator! Filthy dictator! Death to the dictator!"
A group of police officers immediately arrests the man. "You're done for. We'll let Stalin decide what to do with you."
The officers bring the man to Stalin, who asks: "Why were you shouting these things?". He answers: "You see, I was talking about Hitler. He's a horrible dictator."
Stalin then turns to the police officers and asks: "So, who did you think he was talking about?"
A group of police officers immediately arrests the man. "You're done for. We'll let Stalin decide what to do with you."
The officers bring the man to Stalin, who asks: "Why were you shouting these things?". He answers: "You see, I was talking about Hitler. He's a horrible dictator."
Stalin then turns to the police officers and asks: "So, who did you think he was talking about?"
I'm looking for a new cellphone "holster" (phones are soooo big nowadays!). Came across this product description on Amazon (Jeff, remember?). As they say, nothing is funnier than the real life:
I read it 3 times and still don't know how big this holster is.
And of course I checked the last image in the DESCRIBLETION
for more details
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I'm crazy about details, I can't live without details, sometimes I'm so detailed that I even forget about the big picture
. O.K., here is the last picture in the DESCRIBLETION. Enjoy:
Great details, aren't they?
I read it 3 times and still don't know how big this holster is.
And of course I checked the last image in the DESCRIBLETION for more details.I'm crazy about details, I can't live without details, sometimes I'm so detailed that I even forget about the big picture
. O.K., here is the last picture in the DESCRIBLETION. Enjoy:Great details, aren't they?
MiTasol
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And for some reason no one makes holsters that turn off the phone like the old flip phones did.
Apple made one back in Iphone 11 days but discontinued it - probably because too many idiots (and their phone companies) like making pocket dials.
Apple made one back in Iphone 11 days but discontinued it - probably because too many idiots (and their phone companies) like making pocket dials.
Snautzer01
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Duck hell apparently...
Snautzer01
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My ocd is just fabuleus today.
Njaco
The Pop-Tart Whisperer
MIflyer
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I think everyone who enjoys Halloween owes the President of UKR a debt of gratitude.
Now you can just wear the clothes you use to change the oil in the car and say you are dressed as the Premier of Upper Knockwurst or something.
Now you can just wear the clothes you use to change the oil in the car and say you are dressed as the Premier of Upper Knockwurst or something.
How disrespectful not to wear a suit...
Snautzer01
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And stop right there. I cant afford my fav thread being closed.
Thank you.
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