MiTasol
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predictable but still a laugh
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MiTasol
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Snautzer01
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- Mar 26, 2007
Snautzer01
Marshal
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- Mar 26, 2007
special ed
1st Lieutenant
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- May 13, 2018
My wife sat down next to me and asked, "What's on TV?"
I said, "Dust."
Then the fight started.
I said, "Dust."
Then the fight started.
Snautzer01
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Shortround6
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Every time they say that missiles can do it all, we wind up going back to square one!
special ed
1st Lieutenant
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- May 13, 2018
My wife was watching "Who wants to be a millionaire" while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No."
"Is that your final answer?"
"Yes."
"Then, I'd like to phone a friend."
Then the fight started.
I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No."
"Is that your final answer?"
"Yes."
"Then, I'd like to phone a friend."
Then the fight started.
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