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Lucky13
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No more Political posts. I don't care if they are about democrats, republicans, or your damn cat.
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Please just abide by the rules. I honestly do not want to have to go down that road.
Thread re-opened. The next person to ignore the forum's no politics rule will not get the thread closed for everyone, but will find themselves not posting anymore.
Please just abide by the rules. I honestly do not want to have to go down that road.
Unfortunately i have employed chef's that stupid !
i told one guy to take the green beans out of the boxes and put them in the steamer trays ready for cooking, i got this !
Lucky13
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MIflyer
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A little girl comes home from school one day and says to her parents, "They told us today that we are getting three Brazilian exchange students in our class."
Her Mom replied, "Gee! That sounds like it'll be fun!" Her Dad added, "Hey! That sounds like it will be interesting!"
The little girl looked aghast. "Fun? Interesting? You don't understand! We have no place to put them! Do you realize how large a number Three Brazilian is?"
Her Mom replied, "Gee! That sounds like it'll be fun!" Her Dad added, "Hey! That sounds like it will be interesting!"
The little girl looked aghast. "Fun? Interesting? You don't understand! We have no place to put them! Do you realize how large a number Three Brazilian is?"
Greg Boeser
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This is why frozen pizza instructions are very specific about removing the plastic before placing pizza in oven.Unfortunately i have employed chef's that stupid !
i told one guy to take the green beans out of the boxes and put them in the steamer trays ready for cooking, i got this !
MIflyer
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Unfortunately there was one time where I removed the plastic but had no idea that a piece of cardboard was stuck to the bottom. Now, I look for that.
ARTESH
1st Sergeant
Well, nothing political, but are'nt these 2 person similar?
First one is General W. W. Jaruzelski (photo from Wikipedia), former President of Poland abd 2nd one is Mohammad Reza Shah Pahlavi!
First one is General W. W. Jaruzelski (photo from Wikipedia), former President of Poland abd 2nd one is Mohammad Reza Shah Pahlavi!
Snautzer01
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Now you tell me.
MIflyer
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The instructions are different for those pizzas that include plastic as a topping.
MIflyer
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Did the Shah buy Polish military surplus glasses or did the Poles buy Iranian military surplus glasses?
ARTESH
1st Sergeant
Who was first? That's the Question!
yosimitesam
Senior Airman
I shudder to think, sometimes, that the insidious warning labels that admonish humanity everywhere are a testament of something profound. Is it really just the 'liability' issues due to nebulous lawsuits about everything, or might some of us really need these? The former is more reassuring, in a way.
MIflyer
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I thought it was ridiculous that those sun shades you put in the windshield of your car are sometimes marked, "Do Not Attempt To Drive With Sunshade In Place."
And then I encountered a woman who was doing just that.
I also thought it hilarious that you would open a box containing a new .45 automatic and it would have a note, "This Thing Can Kill You!" The warning note in a box for a Marlin 30-30 lever action was almost as stern.
And then I encountered a woman who was doing just that.
I also thought it hilarious that you would open a box containing a new .45 automatic and it would have a note, "This Thing Can Kill You!" The warning note in a box for a Marlin 30-30 lever action was almost as stern.
MIflyer
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Funny that Dremal tools have no such warning......
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