Quotes and Jokes 1 (25 Viewers)

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[SaparotRob]

Is this 2021's first meme?

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[at6]

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Pleeeeeeeez. Let the hounds out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cherry blossom]

A while back, a thief broke into the Louvre and made off with a bunch of priceless paintings. Police were stumped until they found the thief with his truck, stalled by the side of the road. When they asked him how one who could pull off such a brilliant heist but then make such a simple error he replied:

"I did not have Monet to buy DeGas to make the Van Gogh."

 

[Wurger]

 

[ARTESH]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[at6]

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Don't they write songs about those?

 

[Lucky13]

 

[special ed]

Sounds like the old, old joke about the drunk at the beach when the the sweet young thing running to to the water has a bikini top failure and the drunk says, "Hey lady. if you're going to drown those puppies, can I have the one with the pink nose?"

 

[Airframes]

There's certainly at least one album, "Dolly Parton's Greatest Hits".
Think about it .........................

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

Wrong thread!

 

[yosimitesam]

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Back in my IBM mainframe programming days, I saw a car (obviously owned by a programmer), that had the personalized plate: S0C7 . Probably very few people here will get that one, but I laughed like hell. Any old card wallopers on here?

 

[eagledad]

I believe that you have non-numeric data (input) in a numeric field.

Eagledad