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[ARTESH]

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Badly needed! The nearest one is 1200 km away, at Yerevan!

 

[SaparotRob]

I'll pick you up and we'll drive there. I don't actually drink but anything to get away from my wife.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[michaelmaltby]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[special ed]

My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 a.m. Can you believe that! 2:30 a.m.? Luckily for him, I was still up playing my bagpipes.

 

[Greg Boeser]

Oh, you're the one!

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

 

[Greg Boeser]

More for me!

 

[ARTESH]

Only in these three months [March to June = Farvardin to Khordad]:

Cement became up to 50% more expensive
Sand up to 60%
Rebar up to 40%
Duties and tariffs up to 50%
Shipping fare up to 30%
Land up to 100%
Ceramic and tiles up to 30%
House up to 250%
Rent up to 100%

We fast, we eat once a day. If they are to create an economic siege [Sanctions], We eat meat once a week. Eating meat is not a good thing either. We are not afraid of these things.

Sahifa of [Imam] Khomeini, Volume 11, Page 39 --- Dated 19 Aban 1358 [November 10, 1980]

I wonder if he was still alive, what would be his reaction? possibly "Hich" [Nothing].

 

[ARTESH]

I'll pick you up and we'll drive there.

easier said than done!!!

I've lost so many opportunities to leave the country, legally or Illegally , one way or another!

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[PETERTHEEATER]

An old lady crossed a budgerigar with a crocodile. One day it bit her arm off and said " Who's a naughty boy then?"

 

[michaelmaltby]