Two old ladies sitting in a bus stop on a wet windy day.
First lady says"Damn, I hate it when the wind blows rain in here - it wrecks my cigarette."
Second lady says " Oh here I can fix that."
She takes out a small pair of scissors and a tube looking thing from her bag. She then cuts the end off
the tube and puts it over her smoke.
"See, it waterproofs the ciggy and you pull it up as you smoke."
"Brilliant, what is it and where do you get them?"
"Oh, they are called condoms and you get them at the chemists."
First old girl puts the zimmer frame into overdrive when she gets to town and heads straight into the chemist.
She asks the young gent behind the counter for some condoms.
Being of the age where old people are there to be confused the young bloke thinks he will be smart and asks
what size she would like.
The old lady replies, "Ahh it doesn't really matter as long as it fits over a Camel."
