Quotes and Jokes 1 (154 Viewers)

[GTX]

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[MIflyer]

Back in the 70's an African nation was having a military parade which featured a jet fly over by all seven of the pilots that had been trained in the USSR, but which in reality displayed a massive mid-air involving all 7 aircraft. The two survivors were sent back to the USSR for more training along with 7 new trainees.

 

[MiTasol]

PNG Helicopter safety briefing - oldie but goodie

 

[javlin]

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[javlin]

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[Gnomey]

 

[SaparotRob]

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That's why I keep a supply of twizzlers around. Once shocked, twice shy.

 

[Snautzer01]

Back in the 70's an African nation was having a military parade which featured a jet fly over by all seven of the pilots that had been trained in the USSR, but which in reality displayed a massive mid-air involving all 7 aircraft. The two survivors were sent back to the USSR for more training along with 7 new trainees.

So changes are 1 of them is an ace in a day. You don't get that with western training.

 

[MIflyer]

So changes are 1 of them is an ace in a day. You don't get that with western training.

And you don't get a posthumous Kamikaze rating, either.

 

[buffnut453]

This is the BEST example of the main difference between Yanks and Brits (with affection on both sides of that divide):

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[ThomasP]

At work the dispatcher received an email from the higher-ups that people were no longer allowed to send emails with sentences in all capital letters, nor were they to use exclamation points - as that is (apparently) considered equivalent to yelling or using a loud forceful voice. The dispatcher responded with an email composed entirely of alternating capital and lower case letters - with no punctuation.

 

[SaparotRob]

At work the dispatcher received an email from the higher-ups that people were no longer allowed to send emails with sentences in all capital letters, nor were they to use exclamation points - as that is (apparently) considered equivalent to yelling or using a loud forceful voice. The dispatcher responded with an email composed entirely of alternating capital and lower case letters - with no punctuation.

Pops Pallilo?

 

[special ed]

 

[GTX]

"One of these has military experience in the field. The other is Russia's defense minister."