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Greg Boeser
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don4331
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ARTESH
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A few days ago, I was about to buy a Maserati, but the deal was cancelled!
He said: pay the price. But I didn't have money.
He broke the deal for that.
Whoever goes a trip to desert and Hormoz island, posts a photo with this caption:
You just live once, experience the journey, human learns more.
It's Ok, but will you pay for that trip???
buffnut453
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A refreshed oldie...but still a goodie:
It is 2023 and the Russian army is marching onwards to Finland.
As they near the border, they hear a Finnish voice over the hill;
"One Finnish soldier is better than ten Russian soldiers!"
The Russian general laughs, as he sends ten men on the hill to capture it. There is gunfire for a minute and then everything goes silent for a moment, and they then hear the same voice;
"One Finnish soldier is better than a hundred Russian soldiers!"
Annoyed, the Russian general sends hundred men to capture the hill. There is gunfire and bombs going for ten minutes, and everything goes silent again. Suddenly, the same voice yells out;
"One Finnish soldier is better than thousand Russian soldiers!"
Enraged, the general sends a thousand men, accompanied with tanks, artillery, mortar teams, and tells them to not return until the hill is theirs. For half an hour hell breaks loose, bombs and explosions, gunfire, screams and death all around, and then it goes silent again.
One Russian soldier crawls back, severely wounded, and reports;
"Do not send more troops, comrade general, it's a trap! There are two of them."
It is 2023 and the Russian army is marching onwards to Finland.
As they near the border, they hear a Finnish voice over the hill;
"One Finnish soldier is better than ten Russian soldiers!"
The Russian general laughs, as he sends ten men on the hill to capture it. There is gunfire for a minute and then everything goes silent for a moment, and they then hear the same voice;
"One Finnish soldier is better than a hundred Russian soldiers!"
Annoyed, the Russian general sends hundred men to capture the hill. There is gunfire and bombs going for ten minutes, and everything goes silent again. Suddenly, the same voice yells out;
"One Finnish soldier is better than thousand Russian soldiers!"
Enraged, the general sends a thousand men, accompanied with tanks, artillery, mortar teams, and tells them to not return until the hill is theirs. For half an hour hell breaks loose, bombs and explosions, gunfire, screams and death all around, and then it goes silent again.
One Russian soldier crawls back, severely wounded, and reports;
"Do not send more troops, comrade general, it's a trap! There are two of them."
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