Quotes and Jokes 1 (47 Viewers)

[manta22]

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Beer

Noch ein bier, bitte!

 

[Shortround6]

COMING SOON TO A MULTIPLEX NEAR YOU.

Snautzer01 in BAD SANTA 3.

Billy Bob Thornton was unavailable.

 

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[WARSPITER]

COMING SOON TO A MULTIPLEX NEAR YOU.

Snautzer01 in BAD SANTA 3.

Billy Bob Thornton was unavailable.

Cool. I like documentaries.

 

[at6]

Thank you all. I will take good care of her an give her a proper pint.

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The rest of you can have nightmares. I'll dream of taking his place, unless suddenly his face replaces hers. Then it's puke time.

 

[MiTasol]

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That is DEFINITELY not beer

 

[Snautzer01]

Then it's puke time.

Heyyyyyyy .. thats not a x-massie thought. True but not X-massie.

 

[SaparotRob]

That is DEFINITELY not beer.

Colorado Kool-Aid.

 

[Snautzer01]

Cool. I like documentaries.

Well i did one not too long ago.
Its about a girl.
Apparently she doent like V marked things.
I wouldnt be Santa if i dont give her what she wants for x-mas in her delightfull stockings now would I?.
Now she sings....
On the first day of cristmas i killed an apv...

 

[GTX]

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Beer

Reminds me of this one:

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

Not so much a joke but amusing/interesting never=the-less:

 

[ARTESH]

 

[ARTESH]

Reminds me of this one:

Oh my god...

This is for when there was no "touch screen" nor "android"...

This was so popular in Iran!

 

[ARTESH]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Greg Boeser]

The rest of you can have nightmares. I'll dream of taking his place, unless suddenly his face replaces hers. Then it's puke time.

Hey, sailor...