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[ARTESH]

When you mix World of Tanks and DnD ...

They've knocked out our Wizard, We are susceptible to magic attacks now.

 

[special ed]

It's the same with the Kodak self loading camera when it came out. I took it from the box, put it on the table and opened a pack of 35mm film and got a cup of coffee to watch. After several minutes, I figured since it was new, it needed time to get adjusted so I watched TV a while. It still had not loaded itself, so before I went to bed, I moved the film closer to the camera so that it wouldn't be too far away. In the morning, it had not loaded itself......oh well, another bubble burst.

 

[Airframes]

 

[Snautzer01]

So true.

 

[Greg Boeser]

You can't lick up an escaped balloon.

 

[Acheron]

"I'm with the police now."
"Really? How do you like it?"
"Not sure yet, They caught be only an hour ago."

 

[Wurger]

 

[buffnut453]

You can't lick up an escaped balloon.

Oh yes you can…it's just a question of how high you are.

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wurger]

 

[GTX]

 

[SaparotRob]

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I think we need a "WTF?" award.

 

[special ed]

Well, it is North Carolina.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Snautzer01]

Its for zombies. LHBTZ djeez you guys... so un-sensitive

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[MiTasol]

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Obviously this public servant web page designer wins this years obliviot award.

Oblivious Idiot