Quotes and Jokes 1 (42 Viewers)

[SaparotRob]

We now have documentation as to which WW II plane could Ukraine use.

 

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[SaparotRob]

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I might need their number.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

 

[Wurger]

 

[MiTasol]

A somewhat different quote

 

[wlewisiii]

Heard this one and shared it with the GF last night:

"I was having an argument with my wife and for once I was winning.

Then she took off her shirt and bra.

It was a boobie trap... "

 

[Snautzer01]

Heard this one and shared it with the GF last night:

"I was having an argument with my wife and for once I was winning.

Then she took off her shirt and bra.

It was a boobie trap... "

 

[Greg Boeser]

My kids asked, "why do you and Mom always have to argue?"
I said, "We don't argue. Mom expresses her opinion, and I listen."
And that's when the fight started...

 

[special ed]

Called to get a Blue Book value on my car. They asked if the tank was full or empty.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MIflyer]

This youtube video is about a underpass so "famous" that it has its own website, 11foot8.com

 

[Greg Boeser]

I did that with the company truck
...the last time they let me drive it.

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

 

[buffnut453]

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Same goes for pilots. The old joke is true...How do you know when there's a pilot in the bar? He'll tell you.

 

[MIflyer]

I did that with the company truck
...the last time they let me drive it

That underpass is in Durham, NC. If it were in FL we'd have made a theme park out of it by now.