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- May 13, 2018
And now for the noon news:
special ed
1st Lieutenant
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- May 13, 2018
special ed
1st Lieutenant
- 7,139
- May 13, 2018
special ed
1st Lieutenant
- 7,139
- May 13, 2018
special ed
1st Lieutenant
- 7,139
- May 13, 2018
special ed
1st Lieutenant
- 7,139
- May 13, 2018
This last one is not a news item, but something saved from a letter to the editor of a model magazine. As a quote, not a joke, it may be of interest to the aviation minded.
Snautzer01
Marshal
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- Mar 26, 2007
Keep um comming. I finished my coffee so im safe.
Snautzer01
Marshal
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- Mar 26, 2007
Wait a little longer. I sent a few to my son. He is getting a mop as i am typing this.
Snautzer01
Marshal
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- Mar 26, 2007
MIflyer
Major
Another headline I recall seeing:
"Hurricane Turns Out To Be Mainly Wind, Rain"
"Hurricane Turns Out To Be Mainly Wind, Rain"
ARTESH
1st Sergeant
When the girls Insist, no one nor anything is able to stop them.
ARTESH
1st Sergeant
Really???
I though they were made of Steel, Aluminium, Cloth, Fabric, Electric wires and ...
MiTasol
Major
... straw that punches holes in utility poles
MIflyer
Major
"New Sick Policy Requires 2 Day Notice."
I was told that at one point OK City ALC established a policy that civilian employees could not take just one day of sick leave because it was impossible to be sick for only one day. A friend of mine was given a written reprimand for only taking one day of sick leave. He responded:
1. "Did you ask me how I felt the day before I took the sick leave?"
2. "What about sick leave taken on a Monday or a Friday? I could have been sick the whole weekend."
I was told that at one point OK City ALC established a policy that civilian employees could not take just one day of sick leave because it was impossible to be sick for only one day. A friend of mine was given a written reprimand for only taking one day of sick leave. He responded:
1. "Did you ask me how I felt the day before I took the sick leave?"
2. "What about sick leave taken on a Monday or a Friday? I could have been sick the whole weekend."
special ed
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- May 13, 2018
Our company had a written policy that vacation days should be taken all together for maximum benefit. My last manager, before I retired, liked to have a vacation roster for the year. There was always some urgent need to cancel/change vacations regardless of reservations with penalty for cancellation. At one meeting where this was brought up, I commented I would rather have one day per week to give a 4 day work week and a three day weekend. The boss said, "That would be acceptable." My last two years worked well like that as I had 4 weeks per year and was single. Their only gripe then was, "He's always off on Monday or Friday."
SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
Sure you can. You're just not trying hard enough.
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