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[Greg Boeser]

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Reminds me of an article I saw recently on the paleo diet. Researchers had studied hunter-gatherer tribes in New Guinea and Africa and dicovered that they ate "a varied diet based on season and food availability." Translation: They ate whatever the hell they could find.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MiTasol]

Reminds me of an article I saw recently on the paleo diet. Researchers had studied hunter-gatherer tribes in New Guinea and Africa and dicovered that they ate "a varied diet based on season and food availability." Translation: They ate whatever the hell they could find.

Australia has/had an annual award for idiocy which may have been called the Raspberry award.

Late last century the main award winner was the national government owned telco who spent 1/4 million to research what language immigrants preferred to speak when talking to relatives on the phone. As anyone could have told them for free, the preferred language was their birth language.

 

[MIflyer]

The Lawsuit Crisis is nuts but this one takes the cake.


View: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HXmwQzFRvWw

 

[Greg Boeser]

Australia has/had an annual award for idiocy which may have been called the Raspberry award.

Late last century the main award winner was the national government owned telco who spent 1/4 million to research what language immigrants preferred to speak when talking to relatives on the phone. As anyone could have told them for free, the preferred language was their birth language.

Was the contract awarded to a relative of a commitee member?

 

[GTX]

The Lawsuit Crisis is nuts but this one takes the cake.


View: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HXmwQzFRvWw

Reality sucks! Is retrospective abortion an option?

 

[SaparotRob]

The Lawsuit Crisis is nuts but this one takes the cake.


View: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HXmwQzFRvWw

I am at a loss for words. It would be funny if I hadn't met people like that before.

 

[MiTasol]

Was the contract awarded to a relative of a commitee member?

NEVER (wink wink)

Who knows but most people at the time thought so or that there was a kickback involved.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

 

[MIflyer]

I am at a loss for words. It would be funny if I hadn't met people like that before.

Must have been 30 years ago when that guy graduated from high school and then discovered he could not read; he sued the school. How intrinsically stupid do you have to be to not figure out you can't read until after you get out of HS?

And at least 20 years ago that guy sued the fast food industry for making him fat and ruining his health, saying, "I had no choice but to eat the food." Even when going to McDonalds, Wendys, Arby's, ChickFilA, SteakandShake, every friggin day, you can still eat pretty healthy.

 

[SaparotRob]

I managed to grab less than lethal meals at these places when on the road. Order sandwiches special, no sauce, condiments, etc. The food will be fresher and will be free of most of the toxic chemicals.

Edit: Don't order "with cheese". It ain't.
By all that is holy, don't supersize.

 

[MIflyer]

WHO NEEDS AI?

We have DI!


View: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZvJ-N8MRXwM

 

[SaparotRob]

Good dog!

 

[special ed]

Vacation selfie

 

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[GTX]

 

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[GTX]