Quotes and Jokes 1 (79 Viewers)

[GTX]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[special ed]

 

[ARTESH]

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You should ask Marcello!

 

[ARTESH]

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/Ct_U7a2o49S/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

 

[Wurger]

 

[ARTESH]

I think Elvis would like this:


View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CtY7QV-tUBZ/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

 

[MIflyer]

Driving Safety Tip: Change the water in your tires at least once a month.

 

[MIflyer]

Ah, the good old days, when a woman putting gas in a car was practically a floorshow.

 

[Snautzer01]

Ah, the good old days, when a woman putting gas in a car was practically a floorshow.

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I dont need gas. I dont need gas..

 

[Elvis]

I think Elvis would like this:


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If I were better at drawing, that's how all those pictures would turn out!

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Frog]

3 Russians in a reeducation prison.
N° 1 : I am here because I was against Malenkov's policy.
N° 2 : I am here because I was a supporter of Malenkov.
N° 3 : I am here because I am Malenkov.

 

[manta22]

3 Russians in a reeducation prison.
N° 1 ; I am here because i was against Malenkov's policy.
N+ 2 : I am here because I was a supporter of Malenkov.
N° 3 : I am here because I am Malenkov.

"Malenkov" ... now there is a name I have not heard for years.

 

[special ed]

 

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[Greg Boeser]

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Don't worry, Norman. I'll keep you safe from that filthy girl!

 

[special ed]