Quotes and Jokes 1 (13 Viewers)

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Elvis]

It never was 6 stars in the Michelin Guide. It was better than the stuff most diners had that was stewing on a burner for a day and a half.
Still far more drinkable than the over hyped, over roasted, over priced stuff that Starbucks has.

That's because Starbucks doesn't brew coffee. They brew espresso.

 

[Elvis]

TED was married to Alice.
Bob was Carol's husband.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

But does Starbucks do real, decent coffee???

No

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Coffee is the one thing Mickey D's does well.

Pass go, do not collect $200, and go directly to jail.

They do nothing well. Not even the coffee.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

That's because Starbucks doesn't brew coffee. They brew espresso.

Whatever they brew is terrible. Without all the sugar added it is undrinkable.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

 

[at6]

Isn't that SaparotRob's next wife?

 

[MiTasol]

taken seconds after he proposed

 

[Wurger]

 

[MIflyer]

When I lived in OK and CA it used to be common to see coyotes. Now we have then in places such as GA and FL and this has generated some concerns in affected areas. Fortunately I understand they can be dealt with effectively by painting a fake tunnel on the side of a brick wall.

 

[Peter Gunn]

Isn't that SaparotRob's next wife?

I sent him congrats on the engagement and I was going to mention the upcoming nuptials but he swore me to secrecy until after the wedding.

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[SaparotRob]

RE: Several of the preceding posts.
OUCH.

 

[GTX]

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Eat two and make sure the clean up crew is called in

 

[Elvis]

Whatever they brew is terrible. Without all the sugar added it is undrinkable.

Yep. that's espresso. That's why the French usually serve it in tiny little cups. It's all anyone can take.