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[Snautzer01]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[buffnut453]

HERESY! Burn 'im. He's a witch!

He can't be...he weighs much more than a duck.

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Snautzer01]

I just found out that Albert Einstein was a real person. All this time I thought he was a theoretical physicist.

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[SaparotRob]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Greg Boeser]

Jimmy John's, a sandwich chain in the US, could never open in the UK.
Their trash bins are labelled "TOSS HERE"

 

[MIflyer]

Don't know what is worse, the fact that the sign makes no sense or that they spelled it wrong.

 

[MIflyer]

At last someone figured out what causes that.

 

[MIflyer]

Sounds Yummy!

 

[MIflyer]

Safety First!

 

[MIflyer]

I just found out that Albert Einstein was a real person. All this time I thought he was a theoretical physicist.

Well, relatively speaking, he was.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

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