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Snautzer01
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To soon ?
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An old Lady came to a pet shop to buy a parrot. A saleswoman shows her a parrot that has a green ribbon tied to one leg and a red ribbon to the another.
The old woman got curious and asked what the ribbons were for.
- when you pull the green ribbon, the parrot speaks French, but when you pull the red ribbon, it speaks English - replied the salesgirl.
- and what if I pull both of them?
- Then I'll fall off the pole, you old idiot, squawked the parrot.
The old woman got curious and asked what the ribbons were for.
- when you pull the green ribbon, the parrot speaks French, but when you pull the red ribbon, it speaks English - replied the salesgirl.
- and what if I pull both of them?
- Then I'll fall off the pole, you old idiot, squawked the parrot.
Elvis
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Okay, would TWO people make any difference, unless one of them was carrying an M1 Garand?
MIflyer
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Well, what else could that sign mean?
MIflyer
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MIflyer
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I keep meaning to put a bottle of A-1 in my car.
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