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A dog walks across the road from a building site and goes into a pub.

The dog jumps up onto a stool and says 'Could I have a beer please mate".

The barman exclaims "Wow! A talking dog. You could get a job in the circus".

The dog says "The circus ? Do they hire bricklayers ?".
 
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DAD JOKE WARNING:

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
 
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