Quotes and Jokes (5 Viewers)

[GTX]

Old but still a good laugh:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QdPW8JrYzQ

 

[Wurger]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[KLS&C 85]

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Must have read who was President in 2023.

 

[Maxrobot1]

 

[Maxrobot1]

An officer of the 444th Siege Battery, Royal Garrison Artillery (RGA), smokes a pipe as he supervises a kitten balancing on a 12 inch gun shell near Arras, 19 July 1918

 

[A4K]

Birth of the 'Cat'yusha.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[Lucky13]

I'd just love to park one of these beauties next to an EV and start up....

-Oh, ma bad....I didn't see you there!

 

[Wurger]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[mikewint]

With Halloween tomorrow here are some ONE-LINE Horror stories;

My reflection smiled as I turned away.
I've been sleeping alongside the love of my life for a few weeks now, I think it's time I introduce myself.
The first successful human consciousness uploaded to the cloud was only a copy; the original is saved on a hard drive.
I was mistakenly buried alive, relieved to hear digging — only to realize it was coming from underneath.
The bubblewrap that enveloped the mannequins pops whenever I look away.
I woke up to find my phone background changed to a photo of me asleep.
Men in black cloaks flooded the surgery room as the anesthesia kicked in.

 

[Wurger]