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Must have read who was President in 2023.
A4K
Brigadier General
Birth of the 'Cat'yusha.
Lucky13
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special ed
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- May 13, 2018
special ed
1st Lieutenant
- 7,158
- May 13, 2018
Lucky13
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I'd just love to park one of these beauties next to an EV and start up....
-Oh, ma bad....I didn't see you there!
-Oh, ma bad....I didn't see you there!
mikewint
Captain
With Halloween tomorrow here are some ONE-LINE Horror stories;
My reflection smiled as I turned away.
I've been sleeping alongside the love of my life for a few weeks now, I think it's time I introduce myself.
The first successful human consciousness uploaded to the cloud was only a copy; the original is saved on a hard drive.
I was mistakenly buried alive, relieved to hear digging — only to realize it was coming from underneath.
The bubblewrap that enveloped the mannequins pops whenever I look away.
I woke up to find my phone background changed to a photo of me asleep.
Men in black cloaks flooded the surgery room as the anesthesia kicked in.
My reflection smiled as I turned away.
I've been sleeping alongside the love of my life for a few weeks now, I think it's time I introduce myself.
The first successful human consciousness uploaded to the cloud was only a copy; the original is saved on a hard drive.
I was mistakenly buried alive, relieved to hear digging — only to realize it was coming from underneath.
The bubblewrap that enveloped the mannequins pops whenever I look away.
I woke up to find my phone background changed to a photo of me asleep.
Men in black cloaks flooded the surgery room as the anesthesia kicked in.
