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Today actually is Halloween so here be a few more one line horror stories:

The last man on Earth heard a sudden knock on the door.
What if fear of the dark is actually a forgotten sense of an unseen presence?
The doll won the staring contest.
I kissed my wife and got a text letting me know that she just got out of a late shift.
As I wiped the mist off the bathroom mirror, my reflection disappeared with every swipe.
I woke up to find footprints on the ceiling above my bed.
When I turned off the lights, the whisper said, "Gotcha."
The paramedic smiled as he zipped up the body bag — "We got another organ donor."
Every morning, there's a new note on my fridge in my handwriting that says, "Please wake up".
I saw my husband's silhouette in the doorway before I heard him call for me downstairs.
My shadow hesitated as I kept moving.
I texted my best friend, "I think someone's in my apartment." His reply came instantly: "We buried you a month ago".
I found a voicemail from my future self saying, "Don't answer the door."
My son drew our family at dinner: him, his mom, me, and my childhood imaginary friend.
 
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Today actually is Halloween so here be a few more one line horror stories:

The last man on Earth heard a sudden knock on the door.
What if fear of the dark is actually a forgotten sense of an unseen presence?
The doll won the staring contest.
I kissed my wife and got a text letting me know that she just got out of a late shift.
As I wiped the mist off the bathroom mirror, my reflection disappeared with every swipe.
I woke up to find footprints on the ceiling above my bed.
When I turned off the lights, the whisper said, "Gotcha."
The paramedic smiled as he zipped up the body bag — "We got another organ donor."
Every morning, there's a new note on my fridge in my handwriting that says, "Please wake up".
I saw my husband's silhouette in the doorway before I heard him call for me downstairs.
My shadow hesitated as I kept moving.
I texted my best friend, "I think someone's in my apartment." His reply came instantly: "We buried you a month ago".
I found a voicemail from my future self saying, "Don't answer the door."
My son drew our family at dinner: him, his mom, me, and my childhood imaginary friend.
That gave me goosebumps!
 

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