Quotes and Jokes (5 Viewers)

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[GTX]

British Tits
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I've seen some "Great Tits"

 

[KLS&C 85]

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Honey, make reservations. Save the turkey for Christmas!

 

[KLS&C 85]

British Tits
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If Dolly Parton was British, where would she fit in????

 

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[GTX]

 

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[GTX]

 

[MIflyer]

"Hey mom! Open the door! I found a puppy! Can I keep him?"

 

[Greg Boeser]

Bad pickup line of the day:
Yo, Baby! You must have a magnetic personality, cuz my compass is pointing north!

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MiTasol]

Love the last one

 

[Wurger]

A woman comes into the pharmacy.

- I'd like some poison, please.

- What for ? - asked the pharmacist.

- I want to poison my husband. He has been cheating on me.

- Even if he's cheating on you, I can't let you poison him.

So the woman is showing a photo of her husband making love to the pharmacist's wife.

- Oh ... I'm sorry. I didn't know you had a prescription.

 

[Frog]

 

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[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]