Quotes and Jokes (10 Viewers)
- Thread starter Marcel
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Honey, make reservations. Save the turkey for Christmas!
D
Deleted member 82436
Guest
If Dolly Parton was British, where would she fit in????
flypaper2222
Senior Airman
MIflyer
Major
"Hey mom! Open the door! I found a puppy! Can I keep him?"
Greg Boeser
1st Lieutenant
Bad pickup line of the day:
Yo, Baby! You must have a magnetic personality, cuz my compass is pointing north!
Yo, Baby! You must have a magnetic personality, cuz my compass is pointing north!
MiTasol
Major
Love the last one
A woman comes into the pharmacy.
- I'd like some poison, please.
- What for ? - asked the pharmacist.
- I want to poison my husband. He has been cheating on me.
- Even if he's cheating on you, I can't let you poison him.
So the woman is showing a photo of her husband making love to the pharmacist's wife.
- Oh ... I'm sorry. I didn't know you had a prescription.
- I'd like some poison, please.
- What for ? - asked the pharmacist.
- I want to poison my husband. He has been cheating on me.
- Even if he's cheating on you, I can't let you poison him.
So the woman is showing a photo of her husband making love to the pharmacist's wife.
- Oh ... I'm sorry. I didn't know you had a prescription.
flypaper2222
Senior Airman
