Quotes and Jokes (9 Viewers)

[GTX]

 

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[Lucky13]

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Oh I don't know…

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[MIflyer]

It appears that the practice of using booby traps to deal with porch pirates has been developed to a new level.


View: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HGFI-u7ORaI

 

[Wurger]

 

[MIflyer]

Here is some more. Some of these look almost deadly.


View: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/22ucRqvovtE

 

[Wurger]

 

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[MiTasol]

Here is some more. Some of these look almost deadly.


View: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/22ucRqvovtE

I have often thought that rigging a box with a pressure switch or movement detector that lets several litres of cats piss and fish oil to dump out of the box after say two minutes would be easy to make and great karma. Both smells are almost impossible to eradicate and would sink into the upholstery and carpets and stink the car out forever.

 

[Lucky13]

I have often thought that rigging a box with a pressure switch or movement detector that lets several litres of cats piss and fish oil to dump out of the box after say two minutes would be easy to make and great karma. Both smells are almost impossible to eradicate and would sink into the upholstery and carpets and stink the car out forever.

Doo iiiit....you know that you want to!

 

[GTX]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c584TGG7jQ

 

[MiTasol]

Doo iiiit....you know that you want to!

Living out in the country where there are no porch thieves means that the package would die of old age.

 

[A4K]

Sounds good to me mate.

 

[CATCH 22]

Here is some more. Some of these look almost deadly.


View: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/22ucRqvovtE

Why do I have the impression that all those are staged for the camera only? The uniformity of the cases: how the "thieves" grab and move the box, how they wait for something (the explosion). In the first clip there are 4 guys for one box? And the last of them, who doesn't even see the box, does the same movements as the other ones - why? Most of the ""thieves" are obese and funny to look at, kind of cliche (remember the Keystone cops?) Most of the explosions are huge - pieces of the box come back to the entrance door and the camera. Honestly this is no karma, this is fake.

 

[fubar57]

Lawsuits abound as well. "Yes I was stealing but was blinded and injured by the explosion"

 

[Greg Boeser]

Lawsuits abound as well. "Yes I was stealing but was blinded and injured by the explosion"

A classmate's older brother ran into that when he booby trapped his lunchbox to deter the workplace fridge bandit.

 

[fubar57]

In the papermill, buddy was always getting his apple juice drank so he substituted it for urine. Didn't take long to figure out who it was