Quotes and Jokes (14 Viewers)

[GTX]

 

[Wurger]

A guy in an inn having a pint. Suddenly he needs to go to a toilet. He left the pint on a table with a note ... I spat.
He got back in a while and found there somebode wrote in addition ... So did I.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wurger]

An announcement on the entrace door of a Technical School ...

The base of mechanics is play and tolerance.

Theory is when we know everything, but nothing works.

Practice is when everything works, but no one knows why.

This is where theory and practice are combined, where nothing works and no one knows why.

 

[MiTasol]

 

[MiTasol]

 

[Wurger]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[Wurger]

 

[GTX]

View: https://twitter.com/llandoniffirg/status/2056331372612968664

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MiTasol]

and my favourite for today

 

[MiTasol]

I will drink to this

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MiTasol]

A quote that is definitely no joke. https://archive.md/4Hy1K

 

[Wurger]

 

[A4K]

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Yes.