Quotes and Jokes (35 Viewers)

[Wurger]

 

[Lucky13]

Only I am solitary in the shadows, where as other men take their pleasure, I do but moan, prostate on the ground, lamenting and weeping.

Michelangelo

 

[A4K]

I never used to be able to finish anything, but now

- unknown original author, but I can so relate to it!

 

[MIflyer]

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend."

"Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read."

Groucho Marx

 

[A4K]

'My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of us has to go'

- Oscar Wilde, some of his last words.

 

[Wurger]

 

[ThomasP]

 

[MiTasol]

Part of this weekends Wiley cartoon. Part is political so not included, part does nothing for me. Note the "humans" are too busy watching their tablets (which probably contain Computer Rendered Artificial Productions, CRAP for short) to pay attention to what is happening to them.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[GTX]

 

[buffnut453]

Roger(ed)

 

[buffnut453]

A woman stumbled, bumped her head, and fell onto a baggage carousel at Heathrow. Doctors say she's coming round slowly!

 

[ARTESH]

View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXrpWKxjYa4/?igsh=ZjgwbnlrZzFiajB2

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wurger]

 

[A4K]

'There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.'

- Oscar Wilde.

 

[MiTasol]

 

[CATCH 22]

WWII humor.
Me thinking: I hope at the end he'll be satisfied...if he goes to the end, of course.

 

[GTX]

View: https://x.com/xJonNYC/status/2064127901390258212?s=20

 

[GTX]