Quotes and Jokes (29 Viewers)

[MiTasol]

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That reminds me of a USAF training film I saw in 72 called (I think) Here comes the Saber where the aircraft fighting MiGs was an F-86 missing it's rear fuselage.
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The film crew must have spent weeks hand editing all the flight footage to produce it

 

[MIflyer]

When I was a USAF security officer back in the early 1980's we had a secretary that could not get her permanent access badge because she was unable to provide sufficiently distinct fingerprints to enable the required background check. I came in on one Monday morning after having worked the whole weekend to address a problem that I knew the boss would demand I solve, regardless of any time off I deserved. She walked up to me and began complaining about her badge, saying that she had devised a way to fix the problem, and that was nagging me until I got it done.

She was going to solve the problem by nagging me about the condition of her own fingers.

I asked her what she had been doing on Sunday morning. She looked shocked. I went on to tell her that I had been working Sunday morning, at a site 170 miles away. She told me that when I got married I was going to have some problems. I figured out how to fix that.

 

[Wurger]

Little Red Riding Hood and the poor Wolfie ...

 

[Greg Boeser]

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Hee hee!

Little Red Riding Hood and the poor Wolfie ...

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Uhhh. She ain't little!

 

[buffnut453]

I bumped into Feargal Sharkey in a fireplace showroom.

I asked him what he was doing there.

He said "A good hearth these days is hard to find."

 

[Airframes]

Door !

 

[Gnomey]

 

[buffnut453]

Door !

I would have said "I have my coat" but it's a bit warm for such clothing.

 

[Lucky13]

I would have said "I have my coat" but it's a bit warm for such clothing.

I've got my pipe?

 

[Wurger]

 

[Greg Boeser]

I hate those exaggerated panel lines

 

[A4K]

They didn't fill the panel lines very well either!

 

[Lucky13]

Again, definitely a man that I could be friends with!

At a Feast

Toilet fee: shilling. Eggs are all my meat!
It's odd when it costs more to sh*t than eat.

Jan Kochanowski

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

"To learn is not to know; there are the learners and the learned. Memory makes the one, philosophy the others."

Alexandre Dumas

 

[Frog]

All these people who have no talent, what would become of them without all these people who have no taste?

 

[SaparotRob]

All these people who have no talent, what would become of them without all these people who have no taste?

We would get by, somehow.

 

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