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Just a variation on the theme of miscommunication dating back over 100 years in the military. "Send three and fourpence we are going to a dance" was one I heard as a kid a long, long time back.

The version my Grandmother told me as a kid was: 'Jerry advancing Western Theatre. Send reinforcements.' which was received as:
'Jerry's dancing West End Theatre. Send three and fourpence'.
 
My first daughter is visiting from out of state. While riding with her in her car, I was about to comment that she was driving 45mph on a 55mph road with a line of cars behind us. Older and wiser, I kept silent, thinking. My comment would have been, "You are driving like an old lady", however I realised she IS an old lady......NOW!
 

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