Quotes and Jokes (26 Viewers)

[MIflyer]

On some cars you can put your music or talking books on a memory stick and play them that way.

Yep, but my newest car is 19 years old. Does have a 5 disc CD player.

 

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[Frog]

To be in tune with current events, Tolstoy's novel: ''War and Peace'' has been renamed:

"Special Operation and State Betrayal".

 

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[Frog]

Three inmates in the Gulag discussing the reason for their incarceration.

The first: I was always early for work, they accused me of espionage.

The second: I was always late. They accused me of sabotage. And you?

I was always right on time. They accused me of having a western watch.