Quotes and Jokes (19 Viewers)

[MIflyer]

On some cars you can put your music or talking books on a memory stick and play them that way.

Yep, but my newest car is 19 years old. Does have a 5 disc CD player.

 

[Wurger]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Frog]

To be in tune with current events, Tolstoy's novel: ''War and Peace'' has been renamed:

"Special Operation and State Betrayal".

 

[Wurger]

 

[andy1967]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Frog]

Three inmates in the Gulag discussing the reason for their incarceration.

The first: I was always early for work, they accused me of espionage.

The second: I was always late. They accused me of sabotage. And you?

I was always right on time. They accused me of having a western watch.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wurger]

 

[andy1967]

 

[Lucky13]

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F*cking Stella or w*fe beater as it's called here....that's you off the Christmas list!

 

[MiTasol]

 

[MiTasol]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[fubar57]

I really don't know where to post this. I was looking through the Haynes site to see how many aircraft owners manuals they published and this popped up......and no, I do not own it...

 

[SaparotRob]

I really don't know where to post this. I was looking through the Haynes site to see how many aircraft owners manuals they published and this popped up......and no, I do not own it...

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Does it have a section on mint sauce?

 

[Greg Boeser]

Does it have a section on mint sauce?

I suggest skipping the chapters on romance.