Quotes and Jokes

[Lucky13]

 

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[special ed]

My grandparents old house, which I now own, has pretty much that, except that the wire runs all the way across the room before it disappears into the wall. I think that is how they got power to the side porch, but I have not investigated it.

My current house had a line cord with plug on the end coming out of the kitchen ceiling when I bought it. After not being able to discern what it was for and finding that plugging it in produced a popped circuit breaker, I cut it off and stuck the wire back through the hole.

By the way, they make these kind of items for garden hoses, why not for electric lines?

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When I worked in a hardware store (1962-63) people would become angry when I would explain the hazards. Most often happened at Christmas when the lights were put on the tree. Still happens today, usually college degree types.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

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[Gnomey]

 

[MiTasol]

 

[Greg Boeser]

And this is why you are no longer a senator.

 

[SaparotRob]

He only took tips.

 

[MiTasol]

And this is why you are no longer a senator.

But it was in my party platform speech as reported by Mastroianni and Hart

 

[MiTasol]

Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 19, 2023 | GoComics.com

View the comic strip for Non Sequitur by cartoonist Wiley Miller created February 19, 2023 available on GoComics.com

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[MIflyer]

Good encryption on that cartoon! At that resolution the NRO's satellites will never be able to read it!

 

[Lucky13]

 

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[Lucky13]

Fact!