Reminds me of a story told me by a friend. A man had to be operated on and they told him he could not eat normally until he had healed up. he would have to take nourishment by having it pumped up into his intestines.
So they started doing that, and one day the nurse asked him if he would like some ice cream, delivered the same way. He said that sounded good.
So they pumped the ice cream in. The patient said, "Uhhhhhhhh!"